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I Can’t Believe It’s Not Bourbon!

Barrel Aged Barley Wine

After 14 months in a Bourbon Barrel, this beer it pours a dark red with strong notes of bourbon and bourbon. ABV 11.4% | IBU 88

Parnold Almer

Bong Water

The bong water has returned! This time with tea and lemonade. Perfect for some drunk golfing. ABV 8% | IBU 0

Down With OPPB

Porter

Are you down with OPPB? Yeah you know me. Every last homie can get down with this one. Dark, rich and covered in peanut butter. ABV 5.1% | IBU 25

Cucumber & Lime

Bong Water

Hard water flavored with lime and cucumbers that is really tasty and refreshing. ABV 8% | IBU 0

South River Dank

Imperial IPA

Bitter, bold and dank. With over 5 pounds of hops per barrel this beer is not for the faint of heart. ABV 9% | IBU 125

Kira’s Cake

Sweet Amber

A full bodied, sweet Amber Ale with notes of vanilla and hazelnut giving it a smooth, dessert like finish. Kira asked and Kira received. ABV 6.5% | IBU 38

Low Rise Cheeky

IPA

With a mix of American and New Zealand hops this beer is bitter but with a floral easy finish. Very unfiltered. Crocodile Dundee would approve, mate! ABV 7.3% | IBU 76

Suns Out Buns Out

New England IPA

Pours a hazy light color with tropical fruit flavors from the Azacca, Citra, and Mosaic hops. ABV 6.5% | IBU 50

Pun-Issuer

American Pale Ale

This hoppens to be a light, easy drinking, hoppy Pale Ale. Nick hopped the wrong holder of hops, hopping for the best he hopped up and hopped more. ABV 5.1% | IBU 21

Well Red IPA

American IPA

This beer pours a brick red color with a solid malt flavor and an aggressive bitterness. ABV 7.2% | IBU 70

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Cukebox Hero

American Wheat

A light, refreshing wheat beer flavored with cucumbers and thyme. ABV 5.4% | IBU 19

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Touched By Your Dunkel

Dunkelweizen

This German style dark wheat beer has a great balance of roasted notes and the classic banana and clove flavors. ABV 5.3% | IBU 19

Cured by Breakfast

Breakfast Stout

This stout is brewed with toasted oats, chocolate,maple syrup and steeped with Guatemalan coffee beans. ABV 7.5% | IBU 68

Billy Fred Session IPA

American IPA

Our silver medal winning American IPA! A lighter ABV, citra hopped beer that tastes as great as America is! Named after our WWII hero grandfather! ABV 4.7% | IBU 55

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Pizza Dreams and Time Machines

American Pale Ale

This Pale Ale showcases the Citra hop. Expect loads of grapefruit and pineapple notes. ABV 5.8% | IBU 31

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SOB IPA

American IPA

Malt flavors balance perfectly with hop aromas of pine and grapefruit from massive hop additions in the fermenter. ABV 7% | IBU 73

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Braidentown Blonde

Blonde Ale

A lightly hopped, crushable blonde ale with a slight bready flavor and fruity esters. ABV 5.2% | IBU 18

Porter? I Hardly Know Her

Porter

A malty porter with a hint of roasty-ness. Brewed with English hops and fermented with a traditional English yeast. ABV 5.8% | IBU 30

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